More personality quiz things because I'm bored, yet too tired to rant about today...It bascially boils down to fuck off assholes, I don't care if you need the bathroom, you're old enough to piss before you leave the house and I'm TRYING to get these goddamned boots moved for the fucking Frogs...on of whom happened to be in today. I think he was the moron responsible to amplifing everyone elses waves of stupid to what should have been fatal levels.

That's it...I'm going to bed now...

The Ranting Oni






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What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!

Have you ever ..
- ran away from home ? no?unless you count going to college
- seen your crush naked ? ummmm?..;)
- kissed someone ? Duh?.yeah
- broken someone's heart ? I don?t know
- cried when someone died - rarely
- wanted someone you knew you couldnt have - yes
- drank alcohol ? yes?.thinking about grabbing a hard cider now?.
- lied ? I work retail, need you ask?
- sat by the phone waiting for a phone call at night - yes
- saved AOL conversations ? several times
- saved e-mails ? several times!
- wish you were someone else ? I have
- wish you were a member of the opposite sex ? can?t say that I have
- cried because of someone's mean words ? no?made them cry tho.
- been in love ? I am now?and we?re getting married
- used someone ? ummmm?.yes
- been used ? It?s felt like it at times
- been cheated on - *cracking knuckles* yes
- done something you regret - several
Favorite..
- color ? blue, black and grey
- cars ? HUMMER!!!! I wouldn?t turn down a Jetta TDI tho
- ice cream ? something chocolate with chunks of chocolate
- fruit ? they?re what food eats?.
- holiday - Halloween
- season- fall/winter
- breakfast food ? ummmmm?chocolate chip pancakes
- place to go with your honey- just about anywhere
- makes you laugh the most ? Monty Python
who was the last person who ..
- you talked to ? one of my roommates
- you hugged - my Kitten
- you instant messaged ? Rich
- you laughed with ? my Kitten
do you ..
- color you hair - occasionally
- have tattoos- hell no
- have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both ? a fiancee
- own a webcam - no
- sprechen sie deutsche ? Ja. Ich bien ein Berliner!
- habla espanol- Si! Tu eres un hombre tonto, e tu mama es dificil a mira! I don?t know how to read/write it?.
Have you/do you/are you ..
- smoke - NO!
- obsessive- sometimes
- panic ? not usually
- depressed- depends
- obsessed with hate ? ummm?.I?ll let you judge that one?
- dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death and gore - once in a while
- can you do anything freakish with your body ? does one-legged hopping while doing the pirate hook thing, closing one eye, clapping the other hand at high-speed, and making angry ferret noises count?
- what facial feature do you find the most attractive - eyes...
- would you vote for a woman candidate for president- if she was the best candidate
- would you marry for money ? ummmm?doubt it
- - have you had braces ? yes?I hated them
- when was the last time you had a hickey - *innocent whistling*
- how many peepz are on your bl ? bl?
- - do you wear white socks - yes
- - do you wear shoes in the house or take them off ? I almost always were my boots?stepped on too many things before?
- do you dream in color or black and white ? color?even in anime sometimes
- are you wearing fingernail polish - no..
- do you have any dimples - i dunno
- why do you take surveys ? amusment/shock value
- do you drink alcohol ? Duh! Hello? Are you in there McFly?
- - did you like or do you like high school ? I hated being surrounded by morons.
- who do you want to kiss- my Kitten
- do you like sunrises or sunsets the most ? I usually see both of them?
- do you want to live to be 100?- I AM IMMORTAL!!!
- you watch movies at home do you like the lights on or off ? depends
- - you write poetry ? No?.I?m not a fan of poetry
- which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain- depends
- - do you prefer a piano or a violin ? both have good notes?
- how many phones do you have in your house ? working? 2 (including Moose?s celphone) total?5-6?also have 6 working computers and 3-5 dead ones?
- - how long is your hair ? used to be almost ass length?now not even shoulder long?*grin*
- do you get along with your parents - usually
- do you like your name- nothing wrong with it
- were you named after anyone ? I?m not sure?
- do you trust others easily - No

Alright...I'll try making this post for the third time...

My manifesto for ruling this country...

Illegal aliens would be removed. The installation of giant wave machines around the Gulf coast and the eastern coast of Florida would force the cuban boat people back out to sea. If they survive the trip, I'm sure Ireland would love to have them. I'd have a wall across the Mexican border built. Refugees that survive the minefield in front of the wall would be shot and left where they fall.

Dueling would be made legal and the preffered manner of dealing with civil matters. Weapons would be limited to swords and single-shot pistols.

Criminals would not be treated well. Prisons would be one big room where people are held until executed publicly. Prisoners would be provided with nothing more than a loincloth. Food would be served once a day, and only enough for half of the inmates would be served. Crimes not warranting the death penalty would be punished with flogging or time in the stocks. Branding and removal of limbs are also posibilities.

Children older than 8 would be tried as adults. They are old enough to know right from wrong. No more insanity defense. If you are that crazy, then you are a burden to society and you will be executed.

The right to vote would be revoked. It could be re-earned by a 4 year stint in the military. If you are not willing to risk your life for this country, you have no business making the decisions necessary to run it. Undergoing the service would also help you learn what it takes to run a country.

The Pledge would be mandatory in school. Of course, it would be the original version, without the reference to God. If you aren't willing to say the pledge, then leave.

Human cloning would be legal. Clones are useful for helping grow replacement parts for people. Clones are not people and are not protected by any laws. They can be used for expereimentation, although death-row prisoners could also offer themselves in exchange for their life.

Abortion would remain legal. I'm all for improving quality of life, not the quantity.

Welfare would be done away with. It would be replaced with job training and placement. No more crack-whores with 5 screaming whelps living off the taxes of hard working people.

Taxes would be simplified. A flat percentage based your annual income. The richer you are, the more you can afford to pay. Someone with a single, minimum-wage job would pay very little.

There would be no need to protest about equality. as far as I'm concerned, everyone is equal. Judgements for being better or worse than someone can only be made on an individual basis. I'm not prejudiced....I hate everyone equally.

People such as the ones described here: http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
would not be tolerated. They make my annoying neighbors seem somewhat decent.


That's all I'm going to post now. I'm suffering from brain damage at the moment due to someone's reaction to my joining an online anime club. I REALLY didn't need him to "glomp" on me. Though it could be amusing if he tried it in person. Oh, the blood....

The Ranting Oni

Hello again. I've decided to rant some more. My head hurts, and since venting volatile gases prevents explosion, I guess I should do the same with thoughts.

Work wasn't so bad today. I got some stuff done, discovered my supervisor also thinks the idea of shifting all the fucking boots around to highlight the youth boots (back to school stuff) is a bad idea, since it will mean wasting another day to move it again in a month. However, today was the day of the whining, screaming child. They are why we should be issued chloroform, if not tasers. There's nothing to produce a headache like a screaming 4 year old who has been told s/he can't have something. Duct tape works well too.

some more stuff from RC's journal...

Villains fear me. Heroes envy me. Jason Allard is... The Plaid Phantom

Here are some quizzes I took. I found them thru my friend's Dead Journal. You can go and see all the one's she has at http://www.deadjournal.com/~caitirin

I am a STORY TELLER

I am a natural story teller, and tales unfold in my mind almost without thought. I can entertain myself by reading a book that exists only in my head, which might make me seem distant from people at times.

Your magical style is Shamanic.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox




You are a werewolf.

What legend are you?. Take the Legendary Being Quiz by Paradox


Which HP Kid Are You?






What Type of Villain are You?

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Aragorn If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Aragorn, Man of the West, leader of the Rangers who guard the hobbits. In the movie, I am played by Viggo Mortensen. Who would you be? Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

:: how jedi are you? ::

I hate my job.

I work retail. If any of you work retail, you can understand where I'm coming from. Especially if you work in a sporting goods store. I work in the Outdoors Dept. at my store, so of course, the higher-ups in their brillant French-ness, decided that we should be in charge of such things as sandals and hiking boots. Yes, I can see that there is a bit of a connection...but I...and everyone else I know in America, would expect to find them in the Footwear dept.

That's not the reason I'm boitching tonight...no...I'm here to complain about all the fucknuts who seem to think that I want to clean up all the fucking boots and sandals you leave laying around, or jammed into the wrong places...or the products you tear open the boxes of, then don't buy. Everytime I see one of you people I want to beat you with the nearest blunt object, which is most likely going to be your squalling brat. Hmmm...two birds with no stone... Why can't you people just learn to be a little more respectful of things that AREN'T YOURS?! I should come to your house, pick up things, play with them, then drop them wherever I happen to be standing. Wouldn't you love that?

Well...that felt good...To get such things out where some people may see them.... Makes me feel kinda like Christian Slater in _Pump Up the Volume_. I need a pirate radio station... ;)

One last note: You damned sissies don't need a fucking inflatable mattress to go camping. If your back or wahtever is that bad...STAY HOME!

The Ranting Oni

Alright...most recently my computer has been giving me shit. Tonight it went thru a spat of not wanting to play sounds...something about the nullsoft plug in not working right...taking up too much memory...about 6-7 reboots finally fixed that...

Hello

I am just starting out here. This is my first time with such a thing. I will warn you now that not everything on here is going to be nice and/or polite. I probably will use foul language and other colorful ways of refering to people/places/things. Since you're not my mother (or any other realtive for that matter) your opinion of me is largely irrelevent. I'm not going to worry about offending you, since you have the power to logoff. If I do offend you, and you keep reading, then it's your own damned fault for sticking around. If, by some bizarre twist of fate, my mother or other relative, then I'm sorry if I offend you, but some things need to be said.

With that said, I will offically post this.

The Ranting Oni