This week's Counter of Stupid:
Bathroom: 5
Annoying Kids: 26 (one of these was an employee's whelp, while two others were technically adults, but acting like little kids)
Skateboards/Snowskates: 5
Balls/Pucks: 6
"Do you work here?": 3 (tho one girl recognized what she was saying almost immediately and apologized for being rude...will wonders ever cease?)
Playing Ball in Aisles: 4
Mullets: 3
"Stuff out back?": 1
Little yappy dogs: 1 (I had to use all of my willower to avoid speaking with this old couple...."OH wow, how considerate of you...You brought me a snack...")
Fitting Rooms: 3
Uncomprehending of signage: 4 (assuming that a clearance sign for one items automatically includes all items in the imediate area...or the entire aisle, which suits the customer better...)
And, finally, at 4:27pm on Friday, Sept. 13th, we were assaulted by a phenomenon I can only call a "Tsunami of Stupid". It was the sudden inundation of loud, ignorant, stupid people. Luckliy, they had all dispersed by 4:31.