Tuesday, August 20, 2002

The stuff to copy/paste for this thing didn't work, so I'll just post this...

http://liquid2k.com/kasshin/seijurou.htm
This is a little more relaxing than ranting at the moment...

1. And your name is?: Jason, ONI, Twitch...
2. How old are you?: 24
3. Do you enjoy ham?: Sometimes
4. What color are your nails?: natural fingernail colored...
5. Are you familiar with the works of T.A. Barron?: Who?
6. If not, why not?: Never heard of 'em
7. Well, you should be.: Why?
8. Don't give me that attitude.: Come get some.
9. What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?: Anything other than country or gangsta rap
10. You like surveys?: Sure.
11. What about opossum?: Ever been about 6 inches from one's face? They ugly in a cute way...
12. Hey there, you're cute...: Whoa...are you a girl?
13. Would you like to buy a vowel?: Nah...*high pitched voice* I DON'T NEED IT
14. What are you wearing?: steel-toed boots, socks, khaki pants, underwear, t-shirt, unbuttoned button-down shirt, glasses
15. If you are wearing shoes, what color are they?: Black
16. Favorite color?: Black, blue, grey, silver
17. Least favorite?: Pastels...

[art and stuff.]
18. You like to draw?: I did...then I realized how much I suck at it...
19. Are you any good?: Hell no...my stickmen look enemic
20. What do you draw?: Architectual/drafting stuff (which I AM good at...)
21. You have any art archives online?: No
22. Where?: ARE YOU DEAF MCFLY?
23. How long have you been drawing?: Since I was but a wee lass...
24: Favorite medium?: Architectual/Drafting
25: Ever used MSpaint to color a scanned image?: The map for Rice Paper Swords
26: It's a bitch, isn't it?: It could be worse...

[personal info...Ooooooo...]
27. What's your sexuality?: Straight
28. Really?: Yep.
29. Are you a virgin?: Nope...
30. If not, when'd..you lose it?: Many many moons ago, when the world was young...
31. I should stop being so nosy, shouldn't I?: I could remove that nose, then it wouldn't be a problem...
32. Have you ever considered Necrophelia?: Nekophilia? ;) Ummmm....no
33. What color are your eyes?: They change it seems....usually hazel
34. Are you single or taken?: Taken
35. Can I have your number?: 13
36. Have you ever died you hair, and if so, what colors?: Red and Blue (not at same time)
37. Are you pierced?: Does a knife stuck into body count?
38. Do people shout 'AMBIDEXTEROUS' at you constantly?: No...I cna usually hide that talent fairly well...

[Random crap. Although I guess this could all be random..]
39. Arrrrr...: Matey!
40. What words do you overuse?: Ummm...That would turn this survey blue... ;)
41. What style is your hair?: normal "man" cut...
42. I'm not stopping till I get to 50. Are you bored yet?: This is better than being at work
43. rrr.: RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
44. What would jeebus do?: Who cares? The real question is "What Would Cthulhu Do?"
45. What if god was one of us? He'd freak out and run home to the Metatron
46. Are we there yet?: Nope...still in the handbasket...
47. Do you suck?: Leche tu palo? (dunno about my spelling...I don't speak/read/write Spanish)
48. If it's not scottish, it's krap, right?: Right laddie...unless its Japanese...
49. No, seriously.: *chibi Oni makes ferret noises*
50. THE END. Be happy.: YOU LIE!!!
51. I LIED. it isnot the end.: DUH
52. I am dondon love me well.: Baka Gaijin
53. Will you marry my foot?: No.
54. how much do you weigh?: More than I wanna.
55. DO YOU LOVE ME?: Are you a girl? But no, I'm taken anyway...
56. Give us a kiss.: Kiss this!
57. You shave?: rarely...I look like a little girl when I shave...
58. How often?: rarely
59. Got any really weird nicknames?: Does either Oni or Twitch count?
60. Pick the weirdest name and explain it to me.: Probably the oddest...and at the time, truest, would be the nickname I was given in early high-school..."He-who-has-no-friends" That I was named "Beaver Puke" at Philmont...
61. I'm FEELING LUCKY.: Good for you
62. How do you feel about Scythekitten of the VCL?: Who?
63. HAPPY SUMOOOOO.: Wrestling? I love sumo wrestling...I should try it sometime
64. So uh..you come here often?: Right here? No.... Over there? Sometimes... *that's not naughty...BAKA HENTAI*
65. You ever have REEEALLY weird dreams?: When I cna recall them...
66. Do you like Johnny Quest?: Old or New? Race Bannon was far cooler tho...
67. Are you sexa'?: j00 4r3 no+ l33t!
68. Grr, baybeee..: Do I make you randy? I LOVE GOOOOOLD
69. Does this number make you laugh?: heh heh...yeah....FIRE!! I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!
70. Do you like school?: I did...well...college at least
71. Why or why not?: I was FREE!!!
72. Do you hate preppies?: YES!!! *begins gnawing on nearest preppie thing..then spits out disk*
73. Um..why?: Wealthy, whiney little bastards need to be spanked
74. Do you know what a quasiplasmoyd is?: Something like ooblek?
75. What is it then, genious?: Something that act like both a solid and a liquid?
76. APRICOTS!!: Those are like plant type things....right?
77. Foosh: Sha-Zaam!
78. Does the phrase 'Llamabing' have any significance to you?: *high pitched scream* LLAMA!!!
79. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!: *belches*
80. EIGHTY. Yeahbaby.: So desu...Anata wa baka gajin desu.
81. Do you like slurpies?: Not really...
82. Do you like emo?: What is it?
83. What about Nu-metal?: I prefer heavy metal
84. Do you love me?: NO!!!
85. Do you hunt and peck type or use home rows?: My own style...
86. Do you believe in love after love?: Yes...I've felt it...Shana broke my heart, but Bekka fixed it.
87. Do you believe in god?: I can not deny my existence
88. How about the devil?: Again, I cannot deny my existence
89. Do you worship the devil?: No, nor do I worship God...I worship the sun...but I pray to Joe Peshi...he looks like a guy that can get things done.
90. Why?: Because I know the truth behind the "Church"
91. Do you like ostriches?: They are yummy
92. What about Steve Irwin?: The croc guy...I'd like to see him get eaten...or at least nibbled
93. Accents or no accents?: I have too many of them...
94. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?: I ate a baby *scottish accent*
95. You make me sick.: GOOD!! Tu eres une hombre tonto, et tu mama es dificil a mira!
96. Ich wunsche mich war ein oscar mayer weiner.: You wanna be hotdog?? Ich bien ein berliner!
97. Will you marry me?: No...I'm TAKEN!!! Don't you get the hint?
98. Didn't I already ask you that?: Uh-huh.
99. CHACACHACA: Chubacabra....yes the goat-sucker
100. HELL YEAH. You're done. What're you gonna do now?: Post this...
Taking more quizzes...

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